Stupid Complaints Free For All Poker Forum

Posted Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:18 am #11

why everything locked? and why is there nothing to read or some where to play poker?? all i can do is look at some ugly guys face ;( .......lmao just joking m8 seems im your 1st poster in forum and 1st non mod user aswell

Posted Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:54 pm #12

Hi mate !! The site isnt ready for members !!
Thats why I kept it secret !!
Well seems some secrets cant be hold for long !!

There still loads to do b4 I tell everyone but seems many knows already

Anyway welcome to my little site !!!

Posted Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:39 pm #208

I'd like to complain about one of the BOTS.. Her name is Lizbeth and i find her extremly rude, annoying and arrogant.. When i said NH to her she just ignored me and she just insisted on not betting even when she had the nuts.. This i find unacceptable behavior, i'm also pretty sure that she and another bot were chip sharing earlier,.. Please can something be done about this as i am very annoyed.. Maybe a muzzle can be put on her as i think she was swearing at me in binary...

Posted Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:10 pm #210

My apologies on behalf of the "BOTS" Mr Bluffy.

Unfortunately they ALL need to go back to the factory for a re-tune, but because the site's owner is busy all we can do is threaten them with an angle grinder when they get too bolshie.

Maybe if you offered her a can of oil she will be more compliant to losing her chips to you?

Posted Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:40 am #492

Where is my money? As requested I have paid $250 to join the poker tables then $250 to join the forum then charged $9.99 to post this message and still no 100% bonus has been credited to my account, this seems a bit fishy to me but I am willing to give you another 24hrs to correct it or it will have to go to the courtroom.

PS: I have 3 BMX cyclist bicycles for sale (they have sparkles) for 102 of your earth pounds if interested please send a radiogram / carrier pigeon asap

PPS: Buckaroo 4shillings and sixpence (slightly greasy)

Posted Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:05 pm #512

Indo, as you can understand the monies you paid, 1st has to go into Dans swiz bank account
before any further decisions can be made. So if you can be a bit more patient ,
Dan will make sure that you will get your 100%
Thank you for co-operation

Posted Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:09 am #523

INDO you will get 100%of nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:17 am #527

indo wrote:

Where is my money? As requested I have paid $250 to join the poker tables then $250 to join the forum then charged $9.99 to post this message and still no 100% bonus has been credited to my account, this seems a bit fishy to me but I am willing to give you another 24hrs to correct it or it will have to go to the courtroom.

PS: I have 3 BMX cyclist bicycles for sale (they have sparkles) for 102 of your earth pounds if interested please send a radiogram / carrier pigeon asap

PPS: Buckaroo 4shillings and sixpence (slightly greasy)

You been charged for registering and posting ??

COOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!

I will maybe finaly make money out of the site !!!

But I need to know .....

To who you gave the money ?? Cuz I didnt see the color of it !!!

Posted Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:05 pm #548

Well this is how it started.......On Monday I was quietly crawling down the street when a Mexican gentleman rolled over to me an whispered in my ear “would you like to buy some magic beans” as a clever fellow (if I do say so myself) I laughed out loud thrice, flipped a coin 12 times and went to move on when out of nowhere a tall Bald gentleman ushered me into an alleyway, he showed me a crumpled piece of paper which said Free for all poker guarantees me riches, so without thinking more than 48mins I handed him the cash and he disappeared into the night.

So who is this tall bald stranger?

And why did he have elves ??

And why did he try to get me to dance???

Maybe it will remain a mystery????

Or maybe it wont?????

Posted Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:28 pm #580

lmao !! Seems you got screwed mate !!!

But now you got me wondering who this guy is !!!

So maybe we should post a "Wanted", rewards on the line ?? lol

Posted Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:28 am #879

To whom it may concern.......Could you please tell me why..that is WHY is Buster777 allowed to play on two tables at the same time?

If I did that I would be taken to the courtroom for a dressing down or banned!

So I think He/She/It should be at least muzzled for punishment. John

Posted Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:09 am #881

Hi John, Buster777 is a bot, the bots are generally allowed to play all tables but in Busters case (along with most of the bots), he spends his days looking for the pieces that have been punched,kicked and gouged from his metal frame,i have been earning a fortune down the scrapies!

Posted Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:27 pm #1225

Quote:

But now you got me wondering who this guy is !!!

I think it was Bob.

Not for nothing he is called Git

Posted Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:09 am #1232

Indo stop moaning

its a free site and we all know nothing in this world is free
so get your wad out you tight git and stop complaining

*sorry Tony had to edit there, we need to keep the language limit down: kimmy*

Posted Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:43 pm #1236

Tony used a bad word

you could at least give Indo a hint what it was he proberly gets called so many bad things he wont have a clue now